It’s a porch swing! It’s a xylophone! It’s two things in one!
No, really, you can play this porch swing in the key of C as well as sit and swing in it. It even comes with the mallets shown on the seat.
Made of western red cedar with stainless steel fittings, it sounds like a marimba. The pitch will drop temporarily if it gets wet in the rain, but fear not! The original sound will return when it dries.
Who came up with this amazing item? Well, it’s the brainchild of the proprietor of Musical Furnishings at Etsy.
In addition to this very original porch swing, he can make you a rumba table with eleven interchangeable percussion inserts, or a colorful zylophone cedar chest, as well.
You know, I always wanted a porch swing. Now if I just had $1,300 to spend on it! Mr. Twistie could play the porch furniture.
Hmmm… I wonder if he could do a bistro set that doubles as a set of congas.