Gnome Quarter Given or Asked
By TwistieI’m going to come right out and say it: I hate garden gnomes.
That’s right, I think they’re usually annoying, twee, and kind of pointless.
But you know I’m always down with something that makes me rethink the possibilities of something I have never liked. And so it is in this spirit that I thank ChrisandJanesPlace Etsy store for creating and selling their fabulous Zombie Gnomes. I had never really seen the potential for pure wrong before, but my eyes have been opened.
For instance, these defender gnomes (and the woman has her baby strapped to her back as she kicks zombie tush with that blunderbuss!) are just $38.00 plush shipping for the set. They are individually cast and hand painted. They stand 6 1/2″ inches tall to protect your plants from zombie attack.
Of course, you can get the actual zombie gnomes, too. Some of the images are not the safest for work, and may not appeal to those with weak constitutions for cartoonish violence against lawn flamingoes and such… but they make me laugh.
Then again, I have a profoundly sick sense of humor.